1. Hide while RPG murders everyone.
2. Stab him in the back and take control!
Although he's already killed me, so that might not work so well.
Actually, I have a far more evil plan that that >:) I'll write an Operating System and make sure everyone uses it by getting all the mainstream developers write apps for it, and by marketing the hell out of it. I'll have all the packages use bloated, encryted formats that other packages struggle to read, and change standards so they fit my buggy rubbish instead of well-coded goodness. I'll then release new versions with more and more bugs until it drives everyone so nuts they all kill themselves.
Oh, wait . . .